Purchase the NutriSystem Silver for Men weight loss 28-Day program you will receive a FREE week of food.

My stomach slopped over my belt, bulging hips, my God, I had even started to sprout the dreaded man boobs. Maybe that's why my fiance was starting to yawn when I flirted with her, maybe that's why the secretaries at world headquarters seemed to turn away as I bustled my way to another important meeting, gulping down some more coffee as I munched on a donut.

Anyway, once I got over the emotional devastation of realizing I was a fatty, my mind turned back to those early days in New York listening to Howard Stern and the Nutrisystem models and system.

Free food for a week, free food for a week, the mantra kept on spinning through my head, over and over, alternating with visions of myself svelte and slim iin the fantasy of my past, the bulging stomach and the blubbery man boobs of nightmare reality.

Anyway, I checked out their website and it turns out they are still offering a free week of food.

Like Howard used to say, you don't have to eat a bunch of crappy slop or dried out gerbil food to lose weight. You have everything from pasta to steak to chocolate cake for dessert. And it's not just a diet, it is a dietitian approved nutritional program, the foods that are included work together to help you lose fat, slim down and get fit.

It worked for me. Give it a try.